Dinner, September 23rd


Down the dark chute of the hall the dim gold kitchen light is on. She is alone, readying the dinner. She talks to herself now and then. Leonard Cohen, muffled and weary, softens the sound. It’s her music - a small, bold liberty. Being at that moment useful, doing something they can’t or won’t, she feels brave enough to add the spice of passive expression to her drudgery. Pots and pans lisp and clink, accompanying the heavy tread that has forgotten the finer points of being a woman. The dog licks the floor. She speaks to it, her grey head bowed over the steaming pot. The deep blue September evening blackens the trees outside where the birds she also feeds are roosting. Why should she remember? It has been so long since those days when she thought that it might have been possible for her to be appreciated.


In an adjacent room the son, who is too old to be in university, allows himself to be distracted from his all-too-pristine university textbook by the music. His will, never strong, is always weaker there. ‘Son’ is the correct word, the only word for what he is. No independent man, he is also too old by far for the word ‘boy’. He is still the son though and that is the problem. He hears her trudge to the door and open it and call them for dinner. Them: he and the father, the other son being absent. 

The father gets there first, eager to show his diligence though he knows from experience that the call is always quite pre-emptive. The son hears only the intonation as the father’s voice, as wheedling as a child’s and yet fashioned by years of siege, begins a conversation entirely on its own terms. Now the kitchen has become even more unappetising. Even so, hunger drives him away from his book, or else the pretext provides a happy exit from the nagging fear he feels at his raw idea of the future; he is not honest enough to know which. As he is heard approaching the door the intonation flattens out and the talk sputters and dies.

Chicken stir-fry, thick and salty, sits on a bed of soft white rice at his place. The table has been pushed up against the wall to accommodate fewer diners since the days he and his brother were supposed to have matured. He pulls out his chair and sits down and, as he does so, his gaze meets his father’s and he sees a fleeting discomfort that such an intrusion should have occurred. Unappreciated in the stubbornly unfathomable inner worlds that he sometimes senses within the others, the father has long since withdrawn into a prickly oblivion, the puncturing of which prompts a sort of vacant, hostile confusion. Knowing that it will fail, the son nevertheless feels the need to make an opening gambit. If he does not try it his mother will. And if conversation is to be had it must be about the one who isn’t there, in this case his brother.
“Did you enjoy Mark’s performance?” asks the son.
“Sorry…?”
The eyes radiate shocked disdain. He has been addressed!
“I said did you enjoy Mark’s show?”
Eyes round with blank dismay like the corpse of a fish in a supermarket.
“I can’t hear the…it’s very hard to hear you…the..words?”
Agony. For a long moment.
Silence for a little while longer. Then, “It was very professional…without any.. problems. Competent.”
Duty discharged, he prepares to sink back into his cerebral murk, faculties on hold like a reptile lurking with only the bare minimum operational.
“Cold praise”, says the son.
Perhaps to defuse things the mother steals a furtive laugh, but it is a miscalculation. Any show of mirth instantly makes the father defensive.
“Can I not be left in peace? I thought you wanted a critical analysis. I don’t know. I don’t know! What do you think?”
“Do you want me to be objective or kind?”
“Don’t be so evasive!”
“I hardly think you can accuse me of being evasive..”
“I don’t care what any of you think!” interjects the mother, terrified of the irreversible direction the conversation is taking. It is an untruthful and desperate plea – she wants to know everything they think, but does not want to have to hear it dragged forth, alluded to or spat but never simply said. The repression exhausts her even though she encourages it. Her own nature exhausts her, and the same could be said of the son. It could not be said of the father who is spared by his contempt for introspection.

Silence for a while longer. The tense clink of forks on plates for an eternity. Then someone asks who won the match, because no-one is in the least bit interested in sport so it is safe. A few sentences are exchanged on the topic in a fragile simulation of goodwill.

And then suddenly, from nowhere, the father is up, whirling about the kitchen in a display of what he believes is praiseworthy behaviour. “Finished?” He leans over and whips plates from beneath noses in a gesture which fuses such incompatibles as diffidence, blame, manners, inconsiderateness and efficiency into a unique and unbearable whole. He scuttles about the room with the sporadic, stop-start motion of a giant beetle, hunched and vituperative, annihilating the chance of any sense of repose, firing the cutlery into the cups and the plates into the washbasin. Mother and son share an eye-roll when his back is turned, just to keep sane. “Bin? No, yes, no?” he enquires, thrusting a pot of leftovers under his wife’s nose. “Yes” sends him scurrying to meticulously scrape out every last residue and flick down the bin lid with a sigh of noble effort before the hard leather-soled shoes are off again on another critical errand. The son takes this moment to leave, his shoulders a knot of bottled tension, a faded memory of the mother’s maxim “If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all” crushing him like the burden of Atlas.

Leaving her, to all intents and purposes, alone again. “Tom, I’ll do that, you go and watch the News”, she begs, but he is too committed to his rigid idea of virtue to hear the request for what it is - a request for the peace of being truly alone, switched off and at the task, rather than suffering the paradox of being stranded alone in his company.

“Ah no no no”, he says.

Mammy cooks and I do the cleaning because I am a good boy.

And those sluts, sure they do nothing at all.